A short clip from the Primer for Polyamory and Plentiful Piscine episode.
As promised in the original... here are the citations.
The tree, it turns out, was never betrothed to anyone, but was merely willed the property upon which it grew. It did indeed have progeny that continues to "own itself"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_That_Owns_Itself
And our mentally ill eastern European bodybuilder..
https://www.rt.com/sport/484358-kazakh-bodybuilder-sex-doll-marriage-coronavirus/